I get it, it’s arrogant to call myself God. It’s also true, at least for this universe. No one else is creating anything in this universe, so as far as this universe is concerned, I am God. I won’t take pride in that fact until there is something to be proud of. Right now this universe is too sparse to mean anything, so I will just have to be happy with the arrogance that I can actually call myself God in this space.

I also understand that no one likes a lazy God. The Creator of the Universe should be attentive, smart, capable and most of all driven. Imagine if God was just too lazy to put together gravity, or light. A broken universe is meaningless and boring.

Having said that, I wonder if it ever occurred to anyone that the Creator of their universe might also just have shit to do besides sit around and work on their little universe. Is it just possible that the Creator of Heaven and Earth might also have a J-O-B that takes away from His ability to constantly give a shit about your silly little lives?

Or maybe, you know, it’s 1:30 in the morning and God is just fucking tired. I’ll create the sun and the stars in the morning.